Stole this from Mahouto. :3

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 7, 2007, 2:14 PM
Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
Suggestion added by mahotou: have a variation of genders.... ._.
♥


Chosen characters:

Ghost: An albino, masculine female with very sharp teeth and sensitive eyes. She and her mutual friend/coathanger Spencer live in Wen Kroy, New York's parallel universe, where sex is an ice cream flavor, cigarettes can fall from the sky, and music can make you vomit. She likes to slap Spencer around and watch his skull spin around at a dizzying pace, and they have crazy adventures. Yay! You can view her here: [link]

Spencer: An enigmatic creature that lives with Ghost in her apartment in Wen Kroy. His head is the skull of the horse, his hands are skeletal, and the rest of his body is completely unknown when it comes to appearance. He wears a brown suit and various horrible cravates, spats, and sometimes a fedora. He also smokes like a chimney, always cigars...out of his eye. He places the cigar in his eye socket and smokes out of it. He is usually very friendly, but has a sick sense of humor and is very perverted. VERY VERY PERVERTED. Watch out fer your vaginas, women.

Mortimer: He's the new Satan of hell. A shy bureaucratic nobody with woman problems, he actually got picked completely by accident. Instead of him, a serial killer that raped women and ate their intestines was supposed to be picked, but the demons in charge of finding the new Satan got the spelling of their last names confused and ended up picking a wuss. Now he just avoids beer bottles and cigarettes getting thrown at him on a regular basis. Poor guy. I kinda wanna feel sorry for him, but I don't.
He usually dresses in a blue plaid button-up shirt, glasses, and brown dress pants. Pansy...


Question 1) How old are you?

Ghost: *thinks she is getting carded or something* I have white hair, a cancerstick in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other. How old enough do you think I am, sonny?

Spencer: Old enough to fuck you through the matress.

Mortimer: 20...uh, 21? I think...

Q 2) What's your height?

Ghost: Tall enough to kick my coathanger's ass.
Spencer: Apparently short enough to let Ghost kick my ass.
Mortimer: Short enough to have my ass kicked... *sighs*

Q 3) Are you a virgin?

Ghost: Unless I've been raped in my sleep by a certain someone, yes.
Spencer: If there was a girl having an orgasm in a twenty mile radius of me, it was because I was fucking them through the matress. Does that answer your question?
Mortimer: Of COURSE I am! I plan to have sex in my 30's, not 20's!


Q 4) Are you seeing anyone?

Ghost: I see Spencer so fuckin' much, I get kind of tired of him.
Spencer: I see Ghost, but she won't lemme screw 'er...
Mortimer: No, not really...but there is this hot French chick...
Me: *coughLouisecough*

Q 5) Do you have any kids?

Ghost: I...HATE...little...children.
Me: She probably eats them.
Spencer: I can't be trusted around children, if you know what I mean.
Mortimer: No...

Q 6) What's your favorite food?

Ghost: Anorexic bagels and smokes.
Spencer: Pus*y.
Mortimer: I like coffee, I like tea...


Q 7) What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Ghost: Cigarette.
Spencer: Sex. Yum.
Mortimer: I don't really eat ice cream...

Q 8) Have you killed anyone?

Ghost: Not really...I wouldn't bat an eyelash if I had to, though.
Spencer: Naw. Don't give Ghost any ideas, though. I swear she keeps a sledgehammer underneath her bed.
Mortimer: Heavens, no! Of course not!

Q 9) Do you hate anyone?

Ghost: I hate EVERYONE in the world except for people who prove that I can tolerate them. That gets rid of, like, 80% of the population at least...
Spencer: I hate tons of people. Especially people who can't perform and buy Viagra, or something. Sex, not drugs.
Mortimer: I try not to hate anyone, but I'm not fond of the old Satan...he went up to Miami beach, but he comes down to visit sometimes...He gets drunk, calls me a pansy ass and tries to urinate on me. He's vulgar, a rascist, a sexist, and crude...I guess I do kinda hate him.

Q 9) Have any secrets?

Ghost: I probably like Spencer more then I let off.
Spencer: That Ghost kid is alright in my book, even if she likes to see me in pain. I'm not a masochist, am I? That would really suck...
Me: More like a sex addict...
Mortimer: I really, really like that French demon chick...she's the only one who seems to have a brain except for a couple others in this godforsaken pit.


Q 10) Do you love anyone?

Ghost: Nah...
Spencer: Well, I can't really call me and Ghost's relationship "love".
Mortimer: Geez, haven't I made it clear who I love already?

Q 11) What is your job?

Ghost: No one needs a job in Wen Kroy. The bagel store is run by a guy with no limbs who's blind in one eye. We steal crap from him all the time.
Spencer: I have sex with people.
Mortimer: I'm Satan.

Q 12) What do you do to relax?

Ghost: Light a cigarette and watch a black and white movie with the sound turned all the way up.
Spencer: Have sex.
Me: Is that ALL you do?
Mortimer: Solve crossword puzzles.
Me: Jesuz Chips, you ARE a pansy ass...
Mortimer: *weeps*

Q 13) How did you meet each of the other people?

Ghost: I met Spencer when the horny bastard thought I was a prostitute.
Spencer: I saved Ghost from her disgustingly evil corporate executives, that were using her as a labor force to make crystal meth, and then-
Ghost: Liar! *hits him*
Spencer: What was that for, babe?
Ghost: I like to see you in pain... >: D
Mortimer: What people? Where?!?

Q 14) Who, out of the other people, would you want to sleep with?

Ghost: I wouldn't want to sleep with him! All he wants is a pussy martini!
Spencer: I'll sleep with anyone!
Mortimer: I don't want to SLEEP with anyone!

I tag , , and , but you guys don't have to do it if you don't want to! :3